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Another movie suffering from the trailer syndrome (where the trailer is actually more fun than the movie itself), it’s stuffed with big time actors and even more cameos, but the story is non-existent, and the laughs are dispersed far and away. There are no real laugh out loud moments, and the story plays out as a predictable chess game. As the title says, John Travolta is the cool guy again, and seeing Uma Thurman in a movie isn’t such a bad thing. But as a movie, it’s not quite good. Worse still, even for a rental, it wouldn’t be satisfying.5.

This week, people were more interested in a very dark place than the opening of a new hair salon.
Sin City, with Robert Rodriguez behind the camera, drags in $28.1 million. Again, he pulls double duty as writer, producer, editor and composer.
Beauty Shop has a grand opening with $13.5 million. Queen Latifah does slightly worse compared to Ice Cube’s Barbershop ($21 million in 2002, $24 for the sequel last year). Guess Who drops to number 3, with $13 million, while Robots take the fourth spot with $10 million.
Rounding off the top 5 is Miss Congeniality 2 with $8.4 million.

Rate 1 (FR#^&% MESS !) to 5 (how very tidy !). Only rate the latest picture, otherwise I can’t keep track of the average.

Total: 1253 out of 405 votes > Average is: 3.094

If you needed Windows, and you went to the store, and saw two versions lying there called Windows XP Professional Edition and Windows XP Professional Edition N, which would you buy ?

Before you start scratching off too much skin from your head, the name with the added N is the European Commission’s name for the upcoming Windows XP version without the oh so dreaded monopoly smelling Media Player. Microsoft’s own suggestion, Windows XP Reduced Media Edition, which is much clearer, was rejected by the commision.

Then again, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ? The versions will be priced the same, as the commission’s ruling did not include anything about that, so do you think the stores will even supply this nonsense ?

While the title explains the whole movie, there’s more to it than at first sight. Script and directing puts you right in the middle of a intense suspenser with some mild psychological thriller elements. High paced actions with strong dialogue keeps you busy for the whole 100 minutes. While some dialogue comes out a bit contrived, the cast is strong enough to keep your attention somewhere else.
Headlining is probably the most underrated actor of the last century, only being nominated twice for an Oscar. Adding insult to injury, Ethan Hawke has been unlucky at making a dent at the box office, while he keeps choosing roles with more depth and weight than usual.
No lightweight either is Laurence Fishburne, a worthy adversary for Ethan.
Definitely a siege worth sitting out.8-.

I never really liked Frasier, and it going off the air after 11 seasons and 5 consecutive Emmies didn’t bring a tear to my eye. Kelsey Grammer, however, keeps himself busy. Through his own production company, he’s been making TV series for all networks (Medium on NBC, Girlfriends on UPN), and this sketch show is made for Fox.
As the title may or may not suggest, Kelsey is probably working mostly behind the screen, showing up in only one or two sketches. The rest is done by a five headed crew.
Being literally a sketch show, there will be a lot of hits and misses, unlike sitcoms where you still have a story to rely on if a few jokes fail. For this particular sketch show though, you’ll be counting the misses most of the time. The first episode was a nice try, but after that, it gets tedious and even predictable. Again, if it’s going off the air (which may be soon, if the ratings keep declining like they do now), not only will I not be shedding a tear, I will finally be laughing.

Fearing another Daredevil experience (a pretty normal actioner, but pretty bleak when compared with the X-Men and Spiderman powerhouses), I thought I’d wait for a non-theatrical release, to see how Jennifer Garner holds up on her own. Proven her acting qualities in 4 seasons of Alias, this movie didn’t need her to even break a sweat. The movie itself wasn’t as bad as I expected, with everything floating between mediocre and just fine. The script isn’t that complicated, and leans more to action sequences to keep the pace going. Characters, again, like Daredevil, lack any depth, but Jennifer makes up a lot for that with high quality acting (and ass kicking). If you’re into this genre, it’s okay to see once. If not, you probably wouldn’t recommend anyone else to see it (and hence, it bombed at any box office it has encountered so far).7-.

Guess who’s on top of the box office this week ? No really, Guess Who (remake of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner from 1967) takes in $21 million, which stars Ashton Kutcher trying to get along with his future father-in-law Bernie Mac.
Female audience driven Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous take in $17.6 million, just enough for the second place.
The Ring Two has come full circle again, and the time to die is nigh, falling to the third place with $13.8 million. Fourth place is for Robots, with just $13 million. At a total of $87.4 million, it is a hit, but looking at their advertisement budget, they we’re probably more hoping for a Shrek-like success. Rounding off the top 5 is The Pacifier with $8.54 million. With a total of $86.3 million, it’s a total mystery how a non-acting low voiced bunch of muscle is able to pull it off.

Sometimes you see something you instantly like, and sometimes you see something you instantly dislike. Falling in the first category is BBC’s The Office. I only saw one sample episode distributed on a UK PC magazine, and it was enough to fly over the 2 seasons on DVD from amazon.co.uk. Falling in the second category is NBC’s remake. But it could be, because I’m spoiled. Maybe it works for the Americans who haven’t seen any of the original 13 gems (only 6 episode per season were made, plus one Christmas special), but for me it doesn’t.
First we have the documentary style, switching between interviews and casual capture on the surroundings, which was much more obvious in the original. Then we have Ricky Gervais, the star of the original, who had more feeling on how to interact with the camera. Replacement for the States is Steve Carell, but without Ricky’s excellent timing, delivery and body language, it feels more acted. The other characters suffer the same fate. The sense of reality is gone.
Then you also have the script, which was only slightly modified for the American viewers. All in all, it’s not enough to keep my attention, and my hand is already reaching for the table, where my DVD’s are lying.

Two of my most favorite quotes spring to mind:
Did I not warn you. Did … I … NOT … warn … YOU ???
TOLDYASO !!! (optional:) Whahahhahah !!!!

For the first time in years, I’m walking around Parkerless (it’s always in the right front pocket of my pants). I lost my gold tipped one a few days ago, but knowing how much more powerful a simple pen is than a glock hand gun (once said by a wise Greek), I always have a back-up one (simple model, dark blue). I lost that one too now, who says today is a good Friday ?

Rate 1 (sucks) to 5 (cool). Only rate the latest pictures, otherwise I can’t keep track of the average.

Total: 705 out of 219 votes > Average is: 3.219

They say this Friday is supposed to be good. But all I know for sure is that it’s a working Friday.

Fox got the taste, opening their animation studio with Ice Age a few years ago. Upping the stakes with realism (fluid 3D animation with amazing textures, material and reflection rendering), we get to see how robots live. This world leaves a lot to imagination, and hence it’s opportunities galore when it comes to visual jokes. It’s enough for the full hour and a half, but then again, it’s necessary as there’s no real story to speak of. There are no meaty roles to delve into either, with no character worked out beyond the obvious two dimensional properties. With the current most expensive cross advertisement budget of this year, it’s not worth the hype. While I probably won’t remember any of the characters names (unlike the bigger 3D animation hits like Toy Story or Shrek), it fun enough to see once.7½.

Isn’t that a comforting thought. The new terminals for public transport (recharging the chip cards or getting a prepaid one) are obviously going to be powered by Windows 2000 Professional. This 5 year old operating system has seen 4 service packs, after which you still have to install some 60-ish security updates (with a current average of 3 new patches every month). Anyways, hope the blue screen of death doesn’t happen mid-payment. Who knows where the money will end up ?

Based on a true story, it starts with the beginning of the Rwanda genocide in April 1994. It’s a forgotten or untold story of the heroic efforts of Paul Rusesabagina, portrayed well by Don Cheadle, a temporary manager of a luxurious hotel. Ironically, Don Cheadle started his career in the hotel business (comedy series The Golden Palace, the spin-off of The Golden Girls), and has since had several relatively small movie roles. Having proved his worth already (for instance, an extended guest stint on E.R.), this is the first time he’s headlining a movie, and he makes quite an impression. The inspiring and compassionate portrayal stands in contrast of the brutality that happened in the following weeks. It’s well written, and the dramatic score works well. While many gut wrenching atrocities will be shown, luckily there are times where you can sigh with relief.8.