Moth-B-Gone

I’m told I’m one of the better cooks this side of the galaxy, and it’s been proven time and again. This moth for instance, couldn’t resist the rich, one of a kind, pasta sauce I was preparing (actually, it’s so rich, I serve it without the pasta), and flew right into the hot pan without hesitation. Not a smart move. Besides being taught by parents that eating without utensils will get you killed, you also may never touch my food without written application (and a following signed approval).
Here’s the rude moth after several minutes of CPR (it couldn’t be helped, his heart just stopped). At least he died a wonderful death.
moth

4 Responses to “Moth-B-Gone”

  1. Mr T Says:

    1. “I’m told I’m one of the better cooks this side of the galaxy”: which Vulcan did tell you that???? No logic in that at all…
    2. “actually, it’s so rich, I serve it without the pasta”: to eat a rich sauce without pasta is crazy. The flavour is too strong to enjoy it.
    3. “and flew right into the hot pan without hesitation”: looks to me it is a kamikaze moth which gave his life to prevent people from eating this sauce.
    Grade: 1.

  2. Albi Says:

    Oberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

  3. Tienz Says:

    The last time you did the dishes was a long time ago, right? 🙄

  4. KaNam Says:

    Neupz, always work away the dishes every day, so I can start clean the next day. What you see is a dish I used for the preparation, and a whole scoop of sauce around the area where the moth landed, which I just threw away, for possible contamination reasons.

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