Real story…
This happened today…
Imagine you’re a frenchman with 2 kilo’s of drugs on ya. You’re on the Rotterdam Central Station waiting for the train back to France. Then two cops appear. You get nervous. Not knowing there’s a no-smoke rule, you fire up a cig. Ai. The cops see you smoking. They’re moving towards you. Then they start talking to ya. Something about a fine. They start the paperwork, and they want some ID. Nervous as you are, you hand them your fake passport. Now they’re really pissed. Off you go…downtown police station. One stripsearch later, and you’re two kilo’s lighter.
And that’s in a country where we have dumb Belgian jokes. That must hurt.