Review: Twilight
A book to movie conversion, but somehow I think the book title must’ve been “How to make vampires boring”. Clearly written for teens, they still manage to make the story slow, and non-eventful. The vampire aspect is cliche, and only one visual aspect is introduced as something new.
Acting is the most gruelling point for this movie, with the main characters spitting out dialogue as if on the toilet with a major bowel obstruction.
Then it has to have cool vampire action in it, right ? No action is worth mentioning, both in originality and in screen time. All in all, a complete waste of time.3.