Weather Report
I just had a private call with God, and of course, the subject weather came up. Let me assure you, it’s only temporary. Something about a glitch in the Weather Machine. Faulty memory module or something. Still, even after it has been replaced, the schedule for the coming months looks like this: Summer till at least late June. July, winter starts. But behold, summer starts again in October. After that, the normal schedule will merge slowly, with a full schedule restoration by January 2008.
This is probably very depressive news for the doomsday thinkers, because it IS NOT global warming at work !
April 29th, 2007 at 07:56
Great news! I was getting worried.