Analyse this…

I’ll start simple:
the end of my belt broke off, but it was still usable, so I kept on using it.

I have one more, but even the most experienced dream analysers wouldn’t be able to crack this. I think it wasn’t a fully qualified dream even, it must’ve been more of a half-dream state that I was in. Depending on me turning to my left or right side, I kept rebooting my brain in either Linux or Windows.

Oh, and any analysis lingering to the negative side will be dismissed, I just don’t buy that.