Funny spam

Having to sift through just about a thousand of my filtered messages in my spam mailbox (Yeah, a spam filter isn’t all that. While it has not happened till now, you still have to go through it to pick out false positives. Just to be sure), these were the funniest subject lines:

INC*R_EASE YOUR D`I-C*K WEIGHT …

What function would that have, I wonder ?

WinXP, Office, Autodesk, Adobe OEM Cristmas sale

Yeah well, just because Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Crist is hitting the movie theatres, doesn’t make it Cristmas just yet, y’know !