Sightings
Like pulling a 7 o’clocker isn’t bad enough, on the late ride home I encountered:
– A tough guy, smoking and all, pulling out an ALL PINK MOBILE PHONE !!
– A lady, either on purpose or not (possibly, her pants were one size off), showing the crack of her ass for all people behind her to see. Big turn off.
So trying to find some lighter side to this, I only found one joke, and a lame one at that:
A man turns up at his doctor’s office, with a black eye and a fat lip.
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I was at church on Sunday and sitting in front of me was this great big lady. When we stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed that her dress was caught in the crack of her behind, so I figured this must be uncomfortable, and I….”
“Oh, you didn’t!” exclaimed the doctor.
“Yes, I removed her dress from the crack of her behind and she turned around and belted me!”
“What an incredibly stupid thing to do!” said the doctor, as he patched him up and sent him away. “I hope you’ve learnt your lesson…”
But the next week, who should turn up again at the doctor’s office, with a second black eye and fat lip, but the very same guy.
“What happened to you this time?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I was at church and the same big lady was sitting in front of me. When we stood up to sing the hymn, AGAIN I noticed that her dress was caught in the crack of her behind. Well! After what happened last time, I knew she wouldn’t want me to fix it, so, ever so gently, I poked her dress even further into the crack of her ***. After all, I’m not stupid – I wouldn’t make the same mistake twice!!”
Yeah, this is no laughing matter.