So, birthday’s just a few weeks away. The perfect time to legally and extensively abuse my brother’s credit card. Or so I thought. A trip to ThinkGeek’s website usually proved fingerlicking good. But to my horror, utter astonishment washed over me. With over 500+ geek products browsed, there still wasn’t something I really liked. What does this mean ? Is there no higher level of geekness to attain. Did I reach Bill Gates’ level (not according to my bank account) ? What does the future hold for me ? This is scary.