Funny

Okay, I’m funny right ? People sometimes say it. But we really have to get this straight before I move on to the next question… WHY AM I NOT getting 2 million bucks rolled into my back account every week ?
Ray Romano does. And he’s not even half as funny as I am. His Everybody Loves Raymond sitcom got renewed on CBS for a last _shorter_ ninth season, for a record payroll, beating previous recordholders like Paul Reiser & Helen Hunt, Tim Allen, Kelsey Grammer and Jerry Seinfeld. So, right now, I’m feeling a bit unfunny, if you know what I mean.