Horror
The horror. You get up on a Sunday morning. Go to the bathroom. Pick up an empty tube of toothpaste. You squeeze like hell, but nothing comes out. The smart guy that I am, I always have a spare in the kitchen drawer, so you head to the kitchen. Open the drawer. Don’t see it. Look for it harder. THEN, you start shoving things aside with force, and a few second later, you’re a complete madman. No toothpaste to be found !
Ah well, it’s a Sunday and I don’t go to church. As for tomorrow, I fished the empty tube back from the recycle-bin, and will surgically remove the few milligrams of toothpaste that’s left, as I probably wouldn’t have enough chewing gum to last a whole day. So, the essence of this story.. can you imagine the shock ?