Wall of weird
Search engines are, though certainly helpful, far from perfect. With these past 2 years marking the blog-era, search engines take everything from one page, and parse it through to their databases, not taking into account every day, every blog entry, is totally unrelated (well, mine is, and most of what I read are). So, let’s dig through my web access logfiles and find some unintentional search hits, thanks to Google, Inktomi, MSN and the likes.
Office + 97 + Systeemfout in Google.nl – rank 8
kristin kreuk and grace park in Google.ca – rank 16
“10-8 Officers on Duty” ratings nielsen in Google.com – rank absolute 1, no other returns !!
karen cisco tv series cast in Google.com – rank 6
shut up -black eyed peas sing word in Google.co.il – rank 2: If only that Israelian dude used lyrics instead of sing+word, he would’ve gotten lot more relevant hits.
kurt nilsen album download in Google.nl – rank 1: Sorry dude, I don’t do illegal stuff.
Finding Nemo screensaver in Google.nl – rank 44
sunglasses Diane Lane Underneath the Tuscan Sun in Google.com – rank 2
bad boys II chinese subtitle download in Yahoo search – rank 3
janet jackson superbowl video slow motion High Resolution in Google.com – rank 2: NOW_ you wish you bought a TiVo eh ?
“janet jackson” “high resolution” “super bowl” in Yahoo search – rank 24
paint shop pro 7 cruck download in Google.pl – rank absolute 1: Kinda too funny to be true.
download copy of Dirty Dancing Havana Nights in Yahoo search – rank 15: Too early dude.
And here some intentional hits:
paris + hilton + video in Google.nl – rank 91: Hahahah, this was an evil blog entry I made, that, as you can see, worked quite well.
paris hilton sex video in Google.nl – rank 36: How evil am I ?
paris hilton video download italian mpeg -xxx in Google.com rank 26: Very very evil, it seems.
paris hilton sex video excerpts weblog in Google.com – rank 36: Why an excerpt when you can get the WHOLE video ?
So, do you have anything nerdy or funny to say about your http logfile ?