Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Inspired by a true story. NOT ! Inspired by a bored screenwriter is more like it. The usual hack and slash watch out you dumbass behind you no don’t hide _in THERE_ run harder movie. The movie drags on and on and on. With not that many victims to start out with, you can only imagine the massacre. That of my braincells that is.
The only positive thing is of course hotty Jessica Biel. But I’d rather have skipped this one and seen Blade: Trinity (coming late this year) instead.3.