Surprise surprise

As a Thanksgiving gift thingy, and also as a morale booster, mr. President Bush paid a surprise visit to Iraq, and had dinner with some 600 stunned troops. Kept secret until he was actually safe and sound in Bagdad was the prime directive. Had it been leaked out, he would’ve cancelled the trip, which nobody would’ve expected in the first place.
Anywayz, if he stays longer (and paint a bullseye on his forehead), maybe he can lure Saddam Hussein out of hiding. Heck, maybe even the whole Al-Queda network will come out of their holes. Now, THAT would be a marvelous plan.

One Response to “Surprise surprise”

  1. [Tinus] Says:

    Unfortunately, Bush is a sissy and wouldn’t see any point in the meaning of the sentence: the need of the many outweigh the need of the few, i.e. Bush himself. But maybe he didn’t think of the fact that he would be a hero mentioned in historybooks and defeat Kennedy in popularitypolls of all the American presidents…. It’s a win-win situation! Brilliant plan!

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