To Split or not to Split

Still, reports of the split between Affleck and Big Azz Lopez keep contradicting. Even CNN can’t figure it out yet. See this link.
Hypothetically, IF they were split, and you were ms. Lopez, what would bug you more ? A big tattoo with Ben Affleck’s name on yer big azz, or the videoclip featuring Ben Affleck made for the “I’m Glad” song. Remember, one can be erased, one cannot.

2 Responses to “To Split or not to Split”

  1. Albi Says:

    According to her ass-insurance policy paragraph 12, subsection 3b, she’s not allowed to tattoo her ass…

  2. [Tinus] Says:

    I would ask the question the other way around: if you were B. Affleck, would you erase the tattoo or the video to be taken seriously again? If I was her: the tattoo. If I was him: the video!

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