{"id":928,"date":"2005-09-11T10:45:52","date_gmt":"2005-09-11T09:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=928"},"modified":"2005-09-11T10:45:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-11T09:45:52","slug":"words-of-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Words of Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I don&#8217;t have my <a href=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=739\">White Hair of Wisdom<\/a> anymore (I used to shave it off, but that last time I pulled it out. I have faith it&#8217;ll be back within a year though), here are a few more lines of wise advice:<\/p>\n<p>If you think I stole pencils and pens in my younger years (from the art classes I still have found no use for in the real world) just for sports or other petty purposes, think again. I saved them all, and now, for instance, the Steadler pencils (softness catagory 2B) are used by my lil&#8217; niece to do her homework (writing exercises, currently at &#8220;vr&#8221; (as in vrij, vraag)). So, IF you ever think of stealing something, be responsible, save it for later, even if it&#8217;s 15 years later.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s about time some old sayings get updated. So I&#8217;ll throw in another wise one, as the &#8220;don&#8217;t take candy from strange men&#8221; is a bit outdated. What you should use more to warn the little ones is &#8220;Don&#8217;t start chatting with strange people unless a live webcam feed that can verify the appearance of the other side, with real-time checks (for instance, &#8220;wave now&#8221;, &#8220;stick out your tongue&#8221;) not exceeding a 10 seconds lag&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I don&#8217;t have my White Hair of Wisdom anymore (I used to shave it off, but that last time I pulled it out. I have faith it&#8217;ll be back within a year though), here are a few more lines of wise advice: If you think I stole pencils and pens in my younger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}