With everyone rushing their old tv series remakes to the movie theatres, some people really forget to put the whole thing through the quality assurance engine. One of those that springs to mind was last year’s Starsky & Hutch, but that one had 2 comedians to save the day (just a bit). This one does not have such a thing, worse still, everyone talks with a contorted Southern accent (if you could improve one thing over the series, this would be it). Then there’s the story, which is absent. Also absent is the acting.
\nThat leaves just the beautiful Jessica Simpson, right ? Or wait, maybe the blooper reel is really funny. No, not even that.
\nThis flick actually has a PG-13 rating, but that’s outrageous. It should be limited to “Only 12 year old boys” to protect other people’s money, because that’s the only hazzard I’ve seen happening.4-.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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