{"id":884,"date":"2005-07-27T19:55:45","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T18:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=884"},"modified":"2005-07-28T07:32:05","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T06:32:05","slug":"hold-the-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":"Hold the thief !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I moved into this house in Feb 2002, I bought everything I needed from IKEA. So too the utensils, the bubbly blue style range (a set of 6 each). Now, 3\u00c2\u00bd years later, I&#8217;m shocked to see I have only ONE FORK LEFT ! (The one you see in the picture below)<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s even the damaged one (a bit is melted because I left it too long in the pan).<br \/>\nPleez, if you see someone walking away from my house, with his hand suspiciously inside his jacket, possible hiding a fork, apprehend him and call the police. This is no way to live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I moved into this house in Feb 2002, I bought everything I needed from IKEA. So too the utensils, the bubbly blue style range (a set of 6 each). Now, 3\u00c2\u00bd years later, I&#8217;m shocked to see I have only ONE FORK LEFT ! (The one you see in the picture below) And it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}