{"id":852,"date":"2005-06-20T18:35:30","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T17:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2005-06-20T22:38:52","modified_gmt":"2005-06-20T21:38:52","slug":"mott-b-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"Moth-B-Gone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m told I&#8217;m one of the better cooks this side of the galaxy, and it&#8217;s been proven time and again. This moth for instance, couldn&#8217;t resist the rich, one of a kind, pasta sauce I was preparing (actually, it&#8217;s so rich, I serve it without the pasta), and flew right into the hot pan without hesitation. Not a smart move. Besides being taught by parents that eating without utensils will get you killed, you also may never touch my food without written application (and a following signed approval).<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the rude moth after several minutes of CPR (it couldn&#8217;t be helped, his heart just stopped). At least he died a wonderful death.<br \/>\n<img src=\".\/pics\/moth.jpg\" alt=\"moth\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m told I&#8217;m one of the better cooks this side of the galaxy, and it&#8217;s been proven time and again. This moth for instance, couldn&#8217;t resist the rich, one of a kind, pasta sauce I was preparing (actually, it&#8217;s so rich, I serve it without the pasta), and flew right into the hot pan without [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}