You keep learning new things every day. Today, I learned about the Whizzinator. A fake penis, which you can fill up with the liquid of your choice (usually clean urine), which is kept warm by a heat pack. It’s sold over all over the internet for the sole purpose of beating drug tests (and hence, I never heard of it before).
\nAnyways, you know Tom Sizemore, the bad guy from Striking Distance (starring with Bruce Willis) ? Or the bad guy from Heat ? Or the soldier from Black Hawk Down ? Or the soldier from Saving Private Ryan ? Well, that guy has both a drug problem and a beating girlfriend problem (particularly Heidi Fleiss), was caught with a Whizzinator during his probation, and has since failed more drug tests than there are M&M’s in a yellow bag.
\nI wonder if it’s good (since everybody now knows about this device) or bad (since a celebrity has been caught) publicity for the company in question ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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