Like pulling a 7 o’clocker isn’t bad enough, on the late ride home I encountered:<\/p>\n
– A tough guy, smoking and all, pulling out an ALL PINK MOBILE PHONE !!<\/p>\n
– A lady, either on purpose or not (possibly, her pants were one size off), showing the crack of her ass for all people behind her to see. Big turn off.<\/p>\n
So trying to find some lighter side to this, I only found one joke, and a lame one at that:<\/p>\n
A man turns up at his doctor’s office, with a black eye and a fat lip.<\/p>\n
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor. <\/p>\n
“Well, I was at church on Sunday and sitting in front of me was this great big lady. When we stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed that her dress was caught in the crack of her behind, so I figured this must be uncomfortable, and I….”<\/p>\n
“Oh, you didn’t!” exclaimed the doctor.<\/p>\n
“Yes, I removed her dress from the crack of her behind and she turned around and belted me!”<\/p>\n
“What an incredibly stupid thing to do!” said the doctor, as he patched him up and sent him away. “I hope you’ve learnt your lesson…”<\/p>\n
But the next week, who should turn up again at the doctor’s office, with a second black eye and fat lip, but the very same guy.<\/p>\n
“What happened to you this time?” asked the doctor.<\/p>\n
“Well, I was at church and the same big lady was sitting in front of me. When we stood up to sing the hymn, AGAIN I noticed that her dress was caught in the crack of her behind. Well! After what happened last time, I knew she wouldn’t want me to fix it, so, ever so gently, I poked her dress even further into the crack of her ***. After all, I’m not stupid – I wouldn’t make the same mistake twice!!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Yeah, this is no laughing matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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