{"id":581,"date":"2004-10-01T00:34:17","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T23:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2004-10-01T00:34:17","modified_gmt":"2004-09-30T23:34:17","slug":"review-clubhouse-101-102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"Review: Clubhouse 101 &#8211; 102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you have movie producers (Mel Gibson\/Bruce Davey) teaming up with soapies (Aaron Spelling\/E. Duke Vincent) and a dash of drama (Ken Topolsky, who learned his trade when producing for Party of Five) mixed together. What do you get ? High production value with halfbaked substance. A nice shell of a half filled egg.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s another single mom with two children series, where the boy gets to be a batboy for the New York Empires, a fictive major league baseball club. We see a bit of family drama, school stuff, and of course lotsa baseball.<br \/>\nBut I see mediocrity from a mile away, try to imagine when I saw this show just 2 feet away from my LCD screen. The acting is mediocre. The characters are stereotypes with a hollow echo to emphasise that. The dialogue is simple and predictable. The story line has perfect S turns everywhere. It&#8217;s like a scriptbook template with the correct words replaced to match this show. Sure the show has a bigger budget than most can ever hope to receive, but everyone is on auto-pilot, the writers and the actors, including Dean Cain and Christopher Lloyd.<br \/>\nLuckily, this series has no future for export (nowhere in the world can it be sold, only in the States is baseball a major sport), so hopefully, a well deserved demotion to the minor league (i.e. cancellation, though CBS probably needs the demo this show is targeting to break away from the &#8220;old&#8221; network status) will follow soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you have movie producers (Mel Gibson\/Bruce Davey) teaming up with soapies (Aaron Spelling\/E. Duke Vincent) and a dash of drama (Ken Topolsky, who learned his trade when producing for Party of Five) mixed together. What do you get ? High production value with halfbaked substance. A nice shell of a half filled egg. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}