{"id":482,"date":"2004-07-08T11:20:24","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T10:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=482"},"modified":"2004-07-08T11:20:24","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T10:20:24","slug":"k-uiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"K-uiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few open questions this time. Let the laughs begin (as the answers I usually receive resemble elephants throwing darts):<\/p>\n<p>1. Most people settle for just one slice of cheese or a microscopic layer of peanut butter on their bread. I for one, keep the saying &#8220;let every day be a party&#8221; alive, and don&#8217;t settle for that. Be it a spread, a sprinkle or a few slices of dead animal, I use A LOT MORE than the average dough eating human being. As most people probably don&#8217;t even know how much exactly they put on their sandwich, let alone prepare it themselves, this should prove a difficult K-uestion: How many grams (approximately) goes on my bread (hint: I usually have 4 slices of bread, or 2 buns for lunch) ?<\/p>\n<p>2.  Name my favorite nuts. I have two of them. No really, I mean the kind of nuts you eat, name them.<\/p>\n<p>This icon will indicate if I have answered the K-uestions yet <img src=\".\/pics\/green.gif\" alt=\"status\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few open questions this time. Let the laughs begin (as the answers I usually receive resemble elephants throwing darts): 1. Most people settle for just one slice of cheese or a microscopic layer of peanut butter on their bread. I for one, keep the saying &#8220;let every day be a party&#8221; alive, and don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}