{"id":419,"date":"2004-05-13T23:56:11","date_gmt":"2004-05-13T22:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=419"},"modified":"2004-05-13T23:56:11","modified_gmt":"2004-05-13T22:56:11","slug":"review-secret-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Review: Secret Window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually, with a Stephen King concept, things get really weird. Somehow, boundaries were placed (don&#8217;t know if screenplay writer David Koepp or Stephen King himself put them there), and with that, extrapolating the maximum weirdness, the outcome is highly guessable. Even if you&#8217;re not that bright, the hints are dead giveaways. Halfway through the movie it was already clear, leaving no more room for any more thrills. With a tiny bit of humor, it&#8217;s still really half a movie you&#8217;re going to see.6.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually, with a Stephen King concept, things get really weird. Somehow, boundaries were placed (don&#8217;t know if screenplay writer David Koepp or Stephen King himself put them there), and with that, extrapolating the maximum weirdness, the outcome is highly guessable. Even if you&#8217;re not that bright, the hints are dead giveaways. Halfway through the movie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}