{"id":392,"date":"2004-04-25T23:00:08","date_gmt":"2004-04-25T22:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2004-04-25T23:00:08","modified_gmt":"2004-04-25T22:00:08","slug":"dangerous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I am, deciding on a Saturday afternoon it&#8217;s time to update the firmware of my ADSL modem. Lord knows how stupid that is, especially with no backup in place, AND no replacement within reach for a few days.<br \/>\n*Beeeep* *beeeep* *beeep* *beep* *beepbeepbeep*<br \/>\nMy name is Jack Bauer, this is the longest day of my life&#8230;<br \/>\nNaah, just kidding, I&#8217;m still alive (besides the vomiting, shaking hands and other minor withdrawal symptoms), had a few downloaded TV episodes and a few unwatched DVD&#8217;s lying around. So the lesson the be learned ? Always buy more DVD&#8217;s than you can watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I am, deciding on a Saturday afternoon it&#8217;s time to update the firmware of my ADSL modem. Lord knows how stupid that is, especially with no backup in place, AND no replacement within reach for a few days. *Beeeep* *beeeep* *beeep* *beep* *beepbeepbeep* My name is Jack Bauer, this is the longest day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}