{"id":269,"date":"2004-02-01T02:59:35","date_gmt":"2004-02-01T01:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=269"},"modified":"2004-02-01T02:59:35","modified_gmt":"2004-02-01T01:59:35","slug":"yes-sirreee-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"Yes sirreee Bill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many regard him as the devil, others as an ubernerd. But to Queen Elizabeth of the UK, he is a real sir. Under a special rule, non British can receive an honorary knighthood (like before him, Steven Spielberg and presidents Bush and Reagan), and that&#8217;s what Bill Gates is gonna get. For his many contributions to the UK enterprise, employement and charity.<br \/>\nAh well, I already called him sir anyway (let&#8217;s face it, without him I&#8217;d probably still be an unemployed lazy student).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many regard him as the devil, others as an ubernerd. But to Queen Elizabeth of the UK, he is a real sir. Under a special rule, non British can receive an honorary knighthood (like before him, Steven Spielberg and presidents Bush and Reagan), and that&#8217;s what Bill Gates is gonna get. For his many contributions [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}