{"id":252,"date":"2004-01-21T21:28:33","date_gmt":"2004-01-21T20:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=252"},"modified":"2004-01-21T21:28:33","modified_gmt":"2004-01-21T20:28:33","slug":"real-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Real story&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This happened today&#8230;<br \/>\nImagine you&#8217;re a frenchman with 2 kilo&#8217;s of drugs on ya. You&#8217;re on the Rotterdam Central Station waiting for the train back to France. Then two cops appear. You get nervous. Not knowing there&#8217;s a no-smoke rule, you fire up a cig. Ai. The cops see you smoking. They&#8217;re moving towards you. Then they start talking to ya. Something about a fine. They start the paperwork, and they want some ID. Nervous as you are, you hand them your fake passport.  Now they&#8217;re really pissed. Off you go&#8230;downtown police station. One stripsearch later, and you&#8217;re two kilo&#8217;s lighter.<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s in a country where we have dumb Belgian jokes. That must hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This happened today&#8230; Imagine you&#8217;re a frenchman with 2 kilo&#8217;s of drugs on ya. You&#8217;re on the Rotterdam Central Station waiting for the train back to France. Then two cops appear. You get nervous. Not knowing there&#8217;s a no-smoke rule, you fire up a cig. Ai. The cops see you smoking. They&#8217;re moving towards you. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}