{"id":196,"date":"2003-12-06T14:43:09","date_gmt":"2003-12-06T13:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2003-12-06T14:43:09","modified_gmt":"2003-12-06T13:43:09","slug":"review-britney-spears-in-the-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Review: Britney Spears &#8211; In the Zone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t judge what you haven&#8217;t tried, so Lord knows, I suffered. Filled with 13 songs, I had to sample each of them in full, _several_ times. I can assure you, that&#8217;s no fun. All have a harsh techno dance beat to start with. Then mix in a talkative Britney, a bit of sighing and moaning and another song is finished. Even with the high bpms, it still inspires something between a long nap and a winterlong hibernation. Only 2 tracks come close to being a normal song, but even those are not the wake up call you&#8217;re longing for.2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t judge what you haven&#8217;t tried, so Lord knows, I suffered. Filled with 13 songs, I had to sample each of them in full, _several_ times. I can assure you, that&#8217;s no fun. All have a harsh techno dance beat to start with. Then mix in a talkative Britney, a bit of sighing and moaning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}