{"id":1850,"date":"2017-03-13T15:00:33","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T14:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1850"},"modified":"2017-03-13T15:20:17","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T14:20:17","slug":"csi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1850","title":{"rendered":"Candy CSI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the overwhelming proof (click for larger image):<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1852\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/426023013_250244_9404901101053412642.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1851\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/430401686_53060_14761094207297572842.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t have to be a detective to know which rascal went rogue, and used a scissor to open the bag, then hide the evidence.<br \/>\nThe answer I got when I interrogated the only suspect I ever had: &#8220;It happened all by itself&#8221;.<br \/>\nSo. obviously, this happened:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/kyle-prison.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/kyle-prison-300x261.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"261\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1858\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/kyle-prison-300x261.jpg 300w, http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/kyle-prison.jpg 381w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the overwhelming proof (click for larger image): You don&#8217;t have to be a detective to know which rascal went rogue, and used a scissor to open the bag, then hide the evidence. The answer I got when I interrogated the only suspect I ever had: &#8220;It happened all by itself&#8221;. So. obviously, this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1850"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1860,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions\/1860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}