{"id":1660,"date":"2009-01-14T23:41:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T22:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2009-01-14T23:41:03","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T22:41:03","slug":"review-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1660","title":{"rendered":"Review: Twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A book to movie conversion, but somehow I think the book title must&#8217;ve been &#8220;How to make vampires boring&#8221;. Clearly written for teens, they still manage to make the story slow, and non-eventful. The vampire aspect is cliche, and only one visual aspect is introduced as something new.<br \/>\nActing is the most gruelling point for this movie, with the main characters spitting out dialogue as if on the toilet with a major bowel obstruction.<br \/>\nThen it has to have cool vampire action in it, right ? No action is worth mentioning, both in originality and in screen time. All in all, a complete waste of time.3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A book to movie conversion, but somehow I think the book title must&#8217;ve been &#8220;How to make vampires boring&#8221;. Clearly written for teens, they still manage to make the story slow, and non-eventful. The vampire aspect is cliche, and only one visual aspect is introduced as something new. Acting is the most gruelling point for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}