{"id":1419,"date":"2007-05-23T00:32:49","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T23:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1419"},"modified":"2007-05-23T00:33:20","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T23:33:20","slug":"chop-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1419","title":{"rendered":"*Chop* again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another chapter of The Dangerous Belgian Bought, Swiss Made Utensil story. Unlike <a href=\"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1223\">last time<\/a>, which was a slice of meat from my left index finger, this time it&#8217;s a deep cut in my right thumb. That&#8217;s mainly because even though it&#8217;s just a utensil, it&#8217;s so sharp, I use it to chop everything, from meat to veggies, to wood, concrete, hardened steel and industrial diamonds. Apparently, I keep forgetting the &#8220;AWAY&#8221; part of the chopping motion. Time to up my life insurance level.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\".\/pics\/thumb.jpg\" alt=\"thumb\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another chapter of The Dangerous Belgian Bought, Swiss Made Utensil story. Unlike last time, which was a slice of meat from my left index finger, this time it&#8217;s a deep cut in my right thumb. That&#8217;s mainly because even though it&#8217;s just a utensil, it&#8217;s so sharp, I use it to chop everything, from meat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}