{"id":1366,"date":"2007-03-16T00:34:39","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T23:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1366"},"modified":"2007-03-18T19:31:48","modified_gmt":"2007-03-18T18:31:48","slug":"if-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1366","title":{"rendered":"If only&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the advancement of the internet,  24\/7 broadband connections, the world has become so much smaller. Not small enough though. No online transaction technology, no credit card, no express service will get me any closer to this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.benjerry.com\/features\/americone_dream_index.cfm\"><img src=\".\/pics\/americone_dream_pint.jpg\" alt=\"americone dream\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And that makes me sad, a hero&#8217;s dessert so unreachable. With the recent demise of Captain America (volume 5 issue 25), I could  really use such a tasty ice cream to get me out of my depression.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the advancement of the internet, 24\/7 broadband connections, the world has become so much smaller. Not small enough though. No online transaction technology, no credit card, no express service will get me any closer to this: And that makes me sad, a hero&#8217;s dessert so unreachable. With the recent demise of Captain America (volume [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}