{"id":1356,"date":"2007-03-02T00:10:50","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T23:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1356"},"modified":"2007-03-02T00:10:50","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T23:10:50","slug":"review-the-hitcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1356","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Hitcher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You could say it&#8217;s movie-low-season, so I had to fill this week with The Hitcher. A horror flick that didn&#8217;t get pass the cardboard sign waving stage, according to the critics. So I went to get a good laugh. I mean, a body count of over two dozen in just an hour, how to glue that to a story ? Well, you don&#8217;t. You just go straight ahead, don&#8217;t look back and don&#8217;t stop. Too bad it&#8217;s not that entertaining. I didn&#8217;t get a good laugh either. Just nodding my head in a negative &#8220;don&#8217;t be so stupid&#8221; way. Maybe I should get myself a girlfriend who&#8217;s easily scared. Maybe _then_ I could&#8217;ve gotten a few good laughs.3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You could say it&#8217;s movie-low-season, so I had to fill this week with The Hitcher. A horror flick that didn&#8217;t get pass the cardboard sign waving stage, according to the critics. So I went to get a good laugh. I mean, a body count of over two dozen in just an hour, how to glue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}