{"id":1319,"date":"2007-01-02T21:11:08","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T20:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2007-01-03T01:38:53","modified_gmt":"2007-01-03T00:38:53","slug":"a-great-beginning-for-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1319","title":{"rendered":"A great beginning for 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, I&#8217;m sorry for the poor tomato plant. I had to throw away that darn tomato plant that just because it was so picky, 1 drop of water (waaaaah, too little), 2 drops of water (waaaaah, too much), nothing was good enough for that thing, not even a handful of artificial fertiliser helped. I mean, it can&#8217;t be my fault. C&#8217;mon, why is the bonzai growing so pretty then ?<br \/>\nSecond, I&#8217;m sorry for the poor bird. It flew right into my wind shield this morning (at appr. 50 km\/h). Don&#8217;t even know if it continued to fly, or that it dropped to the ground. Then again, who cares, anyone can see that warning sticker on my car, which clearly states, &#8220;All avian creatures, stay away at least 5 meters away from my car, and keep your droppings to yourself&#8221;.<br \/>\n<img src=\".\/pics\/nobirds.jpg\" alt=\"no birds\" \/><br \/>\nI now even have to clean off that greasy silhouette stain of my window. And what if it broke or scratched my window ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, I&#8217;m sorry for the poor tomato plant. I had to throw away that darn tomato plant that just because it was so picky, 1 drop of water (waaaaah, too little), 2 drops of water (waaaaah, too much), nothing was good enough for that thing, not even a handful of artificial fertiliser helped. I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}