{"id":1260,"date":"2006-10-09T21:08:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2006-10-09T21:10:45","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:10:45","slug":"review-fergie-the-dutchess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1260","title":{"rendered":"Review: Fergie &#8211; The Dutchess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually I don&#8217;t review something recommended by someone other than myself. But it&#8217;s been a while since lazy ass <a href=\"http:\/\/kreleger.nl\">Bern<\/a> uttered something online, and I hoped the low calory Ramadan diet might have cleared up his brains a bit.<br \/>\nIt did not. His recommendation was bust. Then again, I should&#8217;ve known beforehand. I mean, it&#8217;s written in the Koran. It states any disc jockey willing to put London Bridge on the airwaves, should be dragged behind a horse, by his ears. Allah is going to get him soon, as proof is online <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bijbern.nl\/wp\/2006\/10\/06\/playlist-8-september-2006\/\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bijbern.nl\/wp\/2006\/10\/06\/playlist-8-september-2006\/\">here<\/a>.<br \/>\nMost of this album is the same. That irritating semi-rapping under a simple sample mixed with an overbearing bass track. That&#8217;s not called music, that&#8217;s called troish (trashy noise or noisy trash, take your pick). Can I use make up words as I go along ? Yeah, the Dutchess isn&#8217;t in the dictionary either. I just gave her the benefit of the doubt, hoping it would have something to do with my home country. Granted, a lot of influences can be heard. Besides the lot of hip hop, there&#8217;s is an Aguilera-style ballad (*snore*), there&#8217;s reaggea and some tough chick rock.<br \/>\nAh well, my playlist is now 2 songs richer (the poppy Big Girls Don&#8217;t Cry, and R&#038;B style All That I Got, coz at least she uses her voice properly there ), and that just saves her from a red grade.5-.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually I don&#8217;t review something recommended by someone other than myself. But it&#8217;s been a while since lazy ass Bern uttered something online, and I hoped the low calory Ramadan diet might have cleared up his brains a bit. It did not. His recommendation was bust. Then again, I should&#8217;ve known beforehand. I mean, it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}