{"id":1223,"date":"2006-08-14T07:39:11","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T06:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2006-08-14T15:25:57","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T14:25:57","slug":"chop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1223","title":{"rendered":"*Chop*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time again. Fatal injury (since the finger in question operates both the &#8220;d&#8221; (strafe right) and &#8220;c&#8221; key (crouch) in Counter-Strike), or at least, heavily disabled (strategist will know to shoot me to my left, which is your right).<br \/>\nThis is one of the disadvantages of having Belgian bought, Swiss made utensils. Even a thing as simple as slicing an orange in quarters can result in this weeklong disability (there&#8217;s literally a chunk of meat cut off my finger, and apparently, surgeons take weekends off. So much for that new health care system eh ?).<br \/>\n<img src=\".\/pics\/finger.jpg\" alt=\"finger\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time again. Fatal injury (since the finger in question operates both the &#8220;d&#8221; (strafe right) and &#8220;c&#8221; key (crouch) in Counter-Strike), or at least, heavily disabled (strategist will know to shoot me to my left, which is your right). This is one of the disadvantages of having Belgian bought, Swiss made utensils. Even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}