{"id":1202,"date":"2006-07-09T20:03:43","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T19:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2006-07-09T20:05:07","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T19:05:07","slug":"why-dont-you-stab-a-knife-through-my-heart-pleez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1202","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t you stab a knife through my heart, pleez ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh wait, someone beat ya to it. Figuratively speaking of course.<br \/>\nParking my car in an underground parking garage to have a chill day in Amsterdam, and what do I find after just 5 hours ? SCRATCH ! (height and direction of the damage suggest some other car&#8217;s door rammed it into mine)<br \/>\nTherefore, my conclusion is a clear one. Amsterdammers are rude, inconsiderate and guile. No exceptions.<br \/>\n<img src=\".\/pics\/car-damage.jpg\" alt=\"car scratch\" \/><br \/>\n(Picture is somewhat unfocused, due to the high-reflection (previously undamaged) metallic paint job)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh wait, someone beat ya to it. Figuratively speaking of course. Parking my car in an underground parking garage to have a chill day in Amsterdam, and what do I find after just 5 hours ? SCRATCH ! (height and direction of the damage suggest some other car&#8217;s door rammed it into mine) Therefore, my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}