{"id":1097,"date":"2006-04-05T22:21:53","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T21:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1097"},"modified":"2006-04-05T22:21:53","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T21:21:53","slug":"review-ice-age-2-the-meltdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1097","title":{"rendered":"Review: Ice Age 2: The Meltdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never seen the first one, because I could see from the trailer it was a kid&#8217;s movie. Now with my unlimited card and free parking, I thought I might try the box office smashing sequel. Big mistake. It&#8217;s still targeting the kids with cheap laughter. The basic storyline is also shallow, leaving any adult sighing for the end. Even at a lowly 90 minutes, it still feels too long. The only way to enjoy this movie is get yer kids on a sugar rush, while you get yourself drunk.5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never seen the first one, because I could see from the trailer it was a kid&#8217;s movie. Now with my unlimited card and free parking, I thought I might try the box office smashing sequel. Big mistake. It&#8217;s still targeting the kids with cheap laughter. The basic storyline is also shallow, leaving any adult [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}