{"id":1011,"date":"2005-12-31T14:23:42","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T13:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2006-01-02T08:47:21","modified_gmt":"2006-01-02T07:47:21","slug":"one-word-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/?p=1011","title":{"rendered":"One-word review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have those movies, that are pushed back somehow, or shoved into the back room. Or maybe I didn&#8217;t have time to get around to it till it got on DVD, or maybe it was released directly to DVD. Usually there&#8217;s a reason for that, so I won&#8217;t spend the usual 1000 words on it, instead opting for just one word. This way, you won&#8217;t think I didn&#8217;t see all the movies that are out there. So here goes (what I&#8217;ve in the past mandatory vacation week off):<\/p>\n<p>Seven Swords: Mediocre.<br \/>\nThe Longest Yard: Medium.<br \/>\nSaw: Sharp.<br \/>\nSaw II: Sharptoo.<br \/>\nWolf Creek: Riiihiiiiight.<br \/>\nThe Aristocrats: Hmmm&#8230;<br \/>\nInto the Blue: Shallow. (Got to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.egotastic.com\/entertainment\/celebrities\/jessica-alba\/hey-is-that-jessica-albas-nipple-000471\">Jessica Alba&#8217;s right nipple exposed<\/a> though, or rather, her body double, as the producers wants us to believe)<br \/>\nTom yum goong: Haha. (And that&#8217;s not meant in a good way)<\/p>\n<p>Wow, these one-word reviews are harder than I thought it would be, keeping it to just one word and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have those movies, that are pushed back somehow, or shoved into the back room. Or maybe I didn&#8217;t have time to get around to it till it got on DVD, or maybe it was released directly to DVD. Usually there&#8217;s a reason for that, so I won&#8217;t spend the usual 1000 words on it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kimputer.is-a-geek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}